Prove To Me The Earth Is Flat

Convince me the Earth is flat. Videos, pictures, rants, diagrams, anything goes. Most convincing (or most unhinged) proof wins $Walletbook. NASA has had their turn. Now it's yours. I want proof the Earth is flat, and I want it delivered with full confidence. Film yourself staring at the horizon and narrating what you see. Draw a diagram on a napkin. Record a 10-minute diatribe in your car. Build a model out of cardboard and a frisbee. Interview your neighbor. Point a laser at something. Bring the evidence, bring the passion, bring the conspiracy board with the red string. The winner is whoever makes the most convincing, creative, or gloriously unhinged case. I'm not saying you'll change my mind. I'm saying you'll get paid for trying.