Get plopped. Get paid.

If you spent the late 90s in turn-based chaos with your mates immersed in crumbling terrain, impossible rope swings, and screaming when someone got knocked into the water then this is for you. Capy Siege is a free browser remake of that entire golden era: a cartoon strategy game with the same physics, same rope swings, same heartbreak, now with capybaras. Play at capysiege.com Record a gameplay clip (15–60 seconds, sound ON) of a capybara taking an unplanned swim. The funnier the plop, the better: home-run bat swings, self-inflicted disasters, and panic-hops into the drink are all honored. Deliverables: original screen-recorded footage of your own match with the game audio on, minimum 15 seconds. Upload the video file as your submission. No AI-generated footage, no re-used clips, one submission per soldier. Funniest verified plop collects. The wallow is watching. 🫡